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I tried to kill Bob last night.
There's a lucky bamboo that I like to drink out of. Last night I had loads of fun dragging poor Bob all around the office, trying to dry him out and chew on his leaves. My humans had to launch a search and rescue mission this morning, as I kidnapped Bob first. So that's two charges against me.
Bob's moving out today.
Bummer.
On to the fuzzy blue ostrich pen.