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WASHINGTON, DC— In a chilling development, the CIA announced Monday that it has acquired a videotape showing what appears to be a number of pigs cavorting through the skies over a small town in North Texas identified as "Sherman".
"This video was obtained from a credible third-party source and contains grainy footage of a group of winged animals gliding and swooping around." CIA Director William Craft said at a press conference. "We are not conclusive as to exactly what kind of animals we are dealing with here but we are sure they pose no immediate threat."
Jerry Brown, a 60 year old resident of Sherman Texas, said he was "totally dumbfounded" by the sight of the flying pigs, but he's starting to get used to the idea now.
Added Jerry: "My whole life I've heard people mention flying pigs but I've never seen any of them before. I'm guessing they must be migrating from Canada."
When asked what he thought about Jerry's theory, William stated that he had "no further comment" on the issue.
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